i has a mount

i has an alibi

i can has magazine?

i has a toylet

i can has 730 gmat pls ktnxbai

i has a blanket - noo they be stealin' my blanket!

i has a money. what i do wif it?

mad skillz - i has them

i has a stik

couches - do they have has a flavr?

carpat haz flaver

prozacs - i has it

i has no eyes!! i has cool sunglasses tho

I has snow

i has a corm

i has a bunny

i has a karot

i has mouse

i has a finger

i has a kittah