??

imposter ornamint

patience - the door will open

is mah birfday - where r caek, dammit!?

as god as my witness, i no eated da cookie

hug?

om nom nom nom

o_O

hear comz da tikel montsa!

i think i hear santa???

my interest - you havz it

nope - - u still luk lyk dork from heer

i needs the toliet paper...

i can't respond to any emails today, something has crashed on my computer...

this is mah happy christmas face

/afk (away from keyboard)

plz make coffee nao, kthx. mines has cream don't forget

shhh im is a ninja

madness? this... is... SPARTA!

i has hbo

invisible boombox

i r dreem of invisable sammich

invisible guitar

halp! ar havin conondrum

i iz not comfortabl

yes... yess... keep pooring

you must exit quickly

i dance thriller for you

oh noes! i's home alonez!

i tells you sekrit... k?

i ordrd teh 6 peece chikn nuggtz... u owez me 2 nuggtz plz kthx

you are a big kitty

i find your lack of cats disturbing

u got it, babe

i find his theorys fasnatin

somebodies been stealing half mai moostach!